Subverse gameplay youtube3/21/2024 In this you select whatever waifu you want and then choose from a bunch of “cards” to select the scenes you want to view. The porn exists in a viewing station thingy called the Pandora. I mean, during the first 30 minutes your big-tiddy android AI companion asks if she can “please suck your cock” so… Yeah… “But Seb” I hear you cry, “What about the porn? Tell me about the PORN!!!” So… Yes… There is porn in it. On top of the visual novel dialogue bits, there is also a lot of cinematic cut-scenes and then two flavours of actual gameplay: a top down bullet-hell spaceship piloting shooter, and a grid-based turn-based tactical combat thing. The tone is about as far removed from Mass Effect as you can imagine, and instead feels much more like the Deadpool movies both in terms of style and sense of humour.Īnd in a day and age where Mass Effect remasters are removing some of the more egregious displays of the female form, it seems like a good thing to have an alternative. The game plays a little more like a visual novel, with you watching dialogue (fully voiced, thank fuck) from your faceless, 4th-wall breaking Captain and your various waifus. The reality is, however, somewhat different. So, if you got the impression from that this would be Mass Effect But With Lots of Tiddies then you are in the same boat I was when I bought in. On the Kickstarter the game was promised to be “a tactical RPG/SHMUP hybrid that takes place in a fully explorable galaxy where you get to be the Captain of your very own ship…which is crewed by the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit.” Says a lot I suppose… I funded it for the memes and didn’t really think that much more of it until it finally launched v0.1 into Early Access on Steam last Friday. Not that this reflects extremely highly on it, I just don’t really do Kickstarter. Subverse is, to date, the only thing I have ever funded on Kickstarter. So strap in for the most unnecessarily detailed analysis of a game that by it’s own admission is for wanking purposes and having a laugh. I am indeed going to do all of those things and absolutely destroy my credibility in the process. WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PORN GAME SERIOUSLY? Are you really going to write out your detailed and in-depth thoughts about a satirical video game that’s absolutely unabashedly just high-grade wanking material?Īre you actually, genuinely, sincerely, going to make it public that you not only played a porn game but are properly analysing it? Aren’t you aware what that makes you look like? I mean, you’re taking a game seriously when it doesn’t even do that itself? And actually, as I’ve already said, it’s a BLOODY PORN GAME.
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